247/365, utorak, 4. rujna 2001.

Danas nemam ništa bolje

Kao zatočenik dvorca Zende, već pet dana zakovan za stol i kompjuter, praktički samo na kruhu i vodi... Ok, da ne ispadne da se uvijek žalim (što je istina), evo vam još jedne ha-ha zabave skinute s maila. Ova je sigurno najbesmislenija do sada jer je na engleskom i nije stvar u tome da to je ne bih preveo, nego bi prevedena imala još puno manje smisla. Čisti trash, dakle. Ni naša praška dopisnica, zlato moje koje me izvuklo u brojnim danima kad bi me riječi napuštale, nije u najboljoj formi. Jebiga, viša sila.

ZAŠTO JE ENGLESKI JEZIK TEŽAK ZA UČENJE (Bože, oprosti mi):

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

Uopće ne znam odakle je izvukla ovo, možda joj kakva češka frendica predaje engleski u školi. Teško da to bilo kome drugome može biti zanimljivo.